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October 12, 2011 / Hallie Madenski

Did You Not See Nicki Minaj’s Fanta Jugs The First Time?

Well here they are again, hanging out for the 2011 AMA’s announcements at JW Marriott in L.A. with Pitbull. Partial flapjack exposure, no extra pizza toppings like on Good Morning America.

When was the exact moment that it became okay to wear a bra to a press conference? Even if it isn’t the most serious event in the world, and I’m certainly no prude, hmm she is clearly stoned as well.

I’ll tell you when it happened – when Lady Gaga hit the scene wearing spandex swimsuits and putting her face in bird nests while attempting to steal eggs from innocent mother sparrows.

Remember when celebrities would only dress up when they were onstage? In real life they were semi-regular people? Now they are THAT crazy and brave all the time. Thanks for that, Lady Balls Balls…

Looks like a Fanta commercial puked all over Nicki Minaj. The Latina Fantana and the blackalicious Fantana had a rendezvous and this is the outcome. Throw in a pleated Katamari/Sound Of Music butterfly skirt that your granddaughter designed and voilà!

Boy you got my heartbeat runnin’ away/Beating like a drum and it’s coming your way/Can’t you hear that boom, badoom, boom/Wanna Fanta? Don’t chuwanna, wanna Fanta?/Boom, badoom, boom bass?

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