Overpriced Panda Crap Tea, Coming Soon
A Chinese teacher and artist just got a patent for an idea that would put panda feces into tea format. According to the man, known as An Yanshi, this tea would benefit health because “bamboo contains an element that can prevent cancer, and enhance green tea’s anti-cancer effects”
And, since panda’s have a poor digestive system and only absorb about 30% of what they eat, the panda poop tea would full of fibers and nutrients. The real catch here is that if this tea sees the light of grocery or health food stores, it could cost $36,000 dollars a pound.
At that price, one that Yanshi claims is accurate, it would be the most expensive tea of coffee ever made. (The highest worldwide price per lb for coffee is a mere $600)
He described the flavor/smell from this grayscale endangered species stool liquid as a “mature, nutty taste and a very distinctive aroma while it’s brewing.”