Steven Tyler Needs A Breast Reduction
It’s baffling to me that Steven Tyler was once considered one of the sexiest frontmen of the 70’s and 80’s alongside Bret Michaels and Mick Jagger. Now he’s more like something you’d snicker at on the National Geographic Channel or in your parent’s contemporary art history book.
This photo was posted yesterday on TMZ with the headline “Steven Tyler topless in Maui.” His boobs just keep getting bigger too, he’s definitely a B-cup, a future [insert inappropriate Hepatitis C joke here] C. Tyler may have a busy year in 2012. He’s signed on for one more season of American Idol, engaged and soon-to-be-wed, and was the first guest on Oprah’s Next Chapter, a new primetime series, January 1st.
He also just bought a home in Hawaii with his fiancée, model Erin Brady, so we will be seeing a lot more of his banana peel chest extensions in the future. I feel like I’m going to get arrested for printing granny porn.
Such a steamy beach monkey. He used to look okay, from the side, through 20/200 vision.