Chanel Exec Karl Lagerfeld Insults Russian Men, Adele, Lana Del Rey & The First Lady
78 year-old Karl Lagerfeld, creative director and head designer for Chanel went on a tirade (with Metro news) that managed to backhandedly insult and compliment Lana Del Rey, pregnant chicks, Adele, all Russian men, the entire Greek and Italian nations plus Michelle Obama’s black ass.
The interview ends with the line, “Be politically correct, but don’t become a bore for that. People should be sensitive in these matters, but not make so much noise. Be politically correct, but do we have to know your opinion?”
Lana Del Rey’s boobs: “In her photos she is beautiful. Is she a construct with all her implants? She’s not alone with implants.”
Adele’s weight: “The thing at the moment is Adele. She is a little too fat, but she has a beautiful face and a divine voice.”
Miscellaneous famous women: “People in magazines are 50% bimbo and 50% pregnant women.”
Hating Russian men: “If I was a woman in Russia I would be a lesbian, as the men are very ugly. There are a few handsome ones, like Naomi Campbell’s boyfriend.”
Countries that suck: “Nobody wants Greece to disappear, but they have really disgusting habits – Italy as well.”
Michelle Obama fan club letter: “My favorite line of Mrs. Obama is when a journalist asked her if she thought her skirts were not too tight and she answered, ‘Why you don’t like my big black ass?’ This is a line I admire.” (No such comment was made)
…This is what happens when your alcoholic misogynist grandfather becomes a fashion bigwig and has multiple platforms and soapboxes to metaphorically stand on and rapidly fall off of.
[Him and Lars Von Trier must get together weekly to slaughter koala bear cubs and complain about how it's illegal to light gay people on fire]