Simba Peed On Chad Ochocinco
Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson was sprayed by a lion on Saturday night at a Voices for Children charity event in Miami while he was out with his wife, Evelyn Lozada, and former teammate Darrell Revis.
He wrote on his Twitter that he was wearing his fancy church clothes and that we wasn’t even standing that close. (“He sprayed like a water gun.”)
Ochocinco also seemed upset that the lion spared his Basketball Wives star spouse from the urine waterfall.
Chad’s not exactly top on my checklist of celebs who I secretly wished would swallow a mouthful of lion juice, but it’ll do. Diddy would have been better. (Don’t be surprised when Ochocinco signs a contract with Detroit next season)
[Random fact: Scent marking is when an animal deposits urinary proteins at “prominent locations” to let its competitors and prey know to stay away]