Celebrity Mohawks, 2011-2012 Edition
One mohawk runs its course and several others spring up, resilient as ever. It’s a bold move, one Josh Duhamel was just seen sporting. Coincidentally Fergie (Duhamel’s wifey) bandmate Will.i.am no longer has one.
I like mohawks and faux hawks and all that nonsense. Even if they look AWFUL, it’s the kind of thing you have to look at as a failed performance art attempt.
Turning your hair into a noticeably longer patch of astroturf is bold and somehow admirable. In fact, my favorite live band Nico Vega just added a female bassplayer who happens to have side-shaved dreadlock head. (BADASS)
I have to say a goodbye to the lost mohawks of 2011 and 2010 and before…Greg Oden, Travis Barker, Rihanna, Darrent Williams, The Situation, Chris “Birdman” Anderson, Brody Jenner, Diddy, David Beckham and Ke$ha.
Note to Prince William and Andy Roddick: shave your heads. It’s too late. #MPD