Happy Birthday Rob Kardashian! Here’s A Pic Of You In A Dress And Your Mom In Nothing
Rob Kardashian is such a lucky boy. His five sisters always seem disappointed in him and everyone forgets he exists until he randomly shows up on Khloe And Lamar, peering into the refrigerator, taking a nap or macking on Malika Haqq.
“Happy 25th birthday to my wonderful, handsome son, Rob!! Rob, you are the best son a mother could ask for and you make me proud every day. I love you so much!!”
Khloe posted some non-horrifying pictures of her brother and her, one of him in a dress. “Happy Birthday to the best brother in the world! I CANNOT believe you are 25!!!…Our bond is unbreakable, even though I want to strangle you sometimes.”
Wow, way to advertising your perfume, talk about murder and state the obvious all at once. (“You will always be my little brother… You are stuck with me for life” was also part of it)
[Fact: Rob is the 3rd most conceited Kardashian (after Kim/Kris) and the 2nd most harmless, after Kylie]