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April 7, 2012 / Hallie Madenski

Miley Rocks Unibrow, Considers Moving Back To Hicksville

Miley Cyrus was photographed leaving the gym in Los Angeles on Wednesday looking fit, but it was hard to focus on her stomach when there was something laughter-inducing about her getup – those sunglasses! You know, the ones giving her a unibrow?

A single eyebrow can be sexy. I think it’s really high-fashion and admirable. The goofier you look, the more I have to give you props. Even if you’re buck-toothed moron who needs to stop smoking pot, because, let’s be honest, the brain cells are minimal.

The day after her uniromp, Miley Tweeted for the millionth time that she was sick of being followed: “Highly considering moving back to Nashville. I can’t stand these D Bag paparazzi anymore. Couldn’t even take my dog on a walk today.”

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  1. Lizzie / Apr 7 2012 3:40 pm

    I have a weed wacker, I can only imagine how long her ASS HAIRS ARE……….
    What is she a beaner?

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