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April 8, 2012 / Hallie Madenski

Hulk Is ‘Our Generation’s Hamlet’ Plus Mark Ruffalo’s Genitals!

I can’t actually show you Mark ruffalo’s genitals. I’ll get in trouble. I can tell you that he thinks he has a tiny penis. Or at least that’s what he says to sound humble and get you into bed.

During a SlashFilm interview with Mark Ruffalo on playing Hulk in The Avengers, he was asked about filming in a motion capture suit near Grand Central station in New York:

“That was my first day and that was a miserable day. It was smoky, it was hell and I felt really uncomfortable. I’m not well-endowed, and those suits don’t really show you off in the most [flattering way].”

He also said that he based his movements on gorillas and mentioned that [former Bruce Banner] Ed Norton endorsed him:

“I actually called Ed, because I’m friends with Ed, and I wanted it to be copasetic. I didn’t want to step on his feet, and he said, ‘Do it, buddy.’ He bequeathed it to me and we have a joke that it’s our generation’s Hamlet. We’re all going to get a crack at it.” Is anyone else confused about how Scarlett Johansson plans on defending herself with a handgun when her pals are equipped with oh, I dunno…

The Hammer of Thor, superhuman strength, customized trick arrows, a powered suit of armor, and an indestructible shield?

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  1. artiewhitefox / Aug 29 2012 9:33 pm

    The power the avengers have is the power of men not the power of God. The power of men makes the city into a ruin killing who knows how many peoiple when an explosion goes off or ,by having the hulk make a gash along a building outer shell. All of the movies like this show evil as something we can touch. Real evil we cannot touch. Changing peoiple to not be evil become like the Lord. .What you are seeing is evil.

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  2. Lizzie / Apr 8 2012 7:06 pm

    We need another Hulk, like I NEED another STD!

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  3. Lizzie / Apr 8 2012 1:05 am

    I gave green head to a twin cousin but it was a 2nd one!

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