How Dare They Change Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Boobs!!
Hewitt plays a mother who gives happy endings, which is already pretty spectacular. I would almost watch it based solely on that description if I hadn’t seen part of the Golden-Globe nominated movie.
Sadly it’s similar to Ghost Whisperer in that it never goes full retard, forever stuck somewhere between taking itself seriously and going consciously into Broken Lizard’s so-good-it’s-bad format.
“I was kind of hoping that he would say thanks for at least thinking that he’s hot.”
…And I was kind of hoping for a robotic cat that tells knock-knock jokes and poops diamonds.