The Titanic Movie I Want To See In Theaters
It was so obvious that Leonardo DiCaprio’s character in Titanic was going to die (the lonely granny may have been a clue) but full-grown and teenage women worldwide cried anyway when he froze to death.
It’s because Rose was too big (Kate Winslet: “You know, he’s fatter now – I’m thinner”) to share the wood debris.
Honestly, I don’t believe that, I just don’t understand why she couldn’t have gotten on a lifeboat. Jack would have been floating around on a crate in the Atlantic, alive. Love make you STUPID.
In honor of the 100-year anniversary of the ship sinking and the James Cameron’s 3D theatrical rerelease I present you with a fake trailer for a sequel, made six years ago.It’s complete with a remixed “My Heart Will Go On,” an unthawed Leo in the future using Google to look up Rose, and a Titanic musical. What could be better than that?This too! Michael Bay and George Lucas make everything better, and then so much worse. Complete with stormtroopers and exploding chairs.