Rihanna’s Vacation Photos Will Make You Feel Boring
Remember that study about Facebook, that said it makes everything worse for people with low self-esteem (almost everyone) because “Prominent displays of status updates, flattering photos and shots of happy-looking people” make us feel like scheisse?
Waterfall skinny dipping, back and frontal grabbage, surfing, horseback riding, swimming with sharks,
drinking, sunbathing, one where it totally looks like she’s peeing through male genitalia
and another where she appears to be applying tanning oil?
We get it. You’re more fun than us. Give it a break.
And the best part of the Battleship trailer is?…. When Rihanna says “boom.”