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May 7, 2012 / Hallie Madenski

Rihanna And Eli Manning Biff SNL, Helga Handler Cleans Up The Mess

Lorne Michaels is not happy with Rihanna.

The singer missed her dress rehearsal due to an undisclosed illness that wasn’t serious enough to keep her from singing live or ‘eating an apple and walking around in between songs.’

I’m almost relieved to hear she was sick, while Rihanna may be known for off-an-on performances, she seemed to be channeling Britney Spears circa 2007 MTV Video Music Awards on Saturday.

Besides that, during “Talk That Talk” and “Where Have You Been” she repeatedly fanned and tapped the top of her vagina. It was kind of like a coconut ripeness test? Or a weave patting session? 

Eli Manning failed to bring the laughs with his constant Lindsay Lohan-style glances at the teleprompter but the show was not a complete bust.

The Fifty Shades Of Grey and Swedish Chelsea Handler skits made up for it all.

The image of new cast member Kate McKinnon portraying Helga Handler with her legs spread, dipping a fish in a martini glass and talking about ecstasy and doggystyle sex with “Eliasson Mannerheim” cannot be missed.

The same can be said for the blonde “Khlardashians.”


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  1. Showmethemoneyandiwillshowyoui'mright / May 7 2012 3:07 pm

    I found this skit funny because they where making fun of a unfunny person. SHE slept her way to the top she is a no talent lady. Put on someone like Nick Dipaulo, or Wanda Sykes if you want a funny talk show. Louis CK also.


    • Hallie / May 7 2012 3:13 pm

      Do you listen to The Nick and Artie Show?


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