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October 30, 2012 / Jane Leung

Kate Upton Transitions From Jerk Off Titty Girl to “High Fashion” Titty Girl in Vogue

When Kate Upton appeared on the low camel-toe edition of Sports Illustrated this year, Victoria Secret Stylist Sophia Neophitou told the New York Times, ” We would never use her… She’s like a footballer’s wife, with the too-blond hair and that kind of face that anyone with enough money can go out and buy.”

Ouch, well Ms. Neophitou can kiss Kate’s big generic ass now that the model is high fashion’s new “it” girl. Ugh I feel like I’m on the set of Gossip Girl all of a sudden.

Former Paris Vogue Editor Carine Roitfeld dubbed her “The New Girl”, which sounds way better than “beat off material for teenage boys who steal their mom’s annual Victoria Secret Catalogue.” Nobody jerks off to Vogue. Nobody but Anna. 

On the Vogue Italia cover Upton looks like one of Hugh Hefner’s forgotten slam pieces circa 1960, but she looks good! The 20-year old model cock teases in a Fendi Fur, a Pat Field’s bustier and Anna Nicole Smith styled hair and makeup.

Carine Rotfeild told the Daily Beast,”I didn’t want a normal model. I wanted someone with a sensual body, someone who could be a mother for all these babies… I would not say she’s a controversial model, but she’s not a classic model. And I like that.”

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