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December 29, 2012 / Hallie Madenski

Snoop Dogg Gets High in Holland With Slacker Son

Snoop dogg son smokingA photo posted on Instagram shows Snoop Dogg sharing a blunt with his oldest son Corde Calvin Broadus in the car on the way to a show in Groningen, Holland on the 27th.

Snoop’s laid-back approach to parenting may not be the best thing for a budding athlete, seeing as Corde was offered a football scholarship to UCLA in June and reportedly dropped out to pursue a music career.

Now he has all the time in the world to smoke pot in the car and twiddle his dreadlocks while spitting “fuck the NCAA” rhymes.  Read more…

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December 29, 2012 / Hallie Madenski

Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [12-29-12]

Jennifer Aniston Justin Theroux Emily BluntAniston and Theroux invite Kimmel, Krasinski and Blunt to their boring terrace. (E! Online)

Baseball legend Pete Rose also has a TLC reality show in the works. (Radar)

Jennifer Lawrence dreams of her couch in Marie Claire South Africa. (Evil Beet)

Remember these sports moments of 2012? Lady pit sniffer, obese dancing… (Deadspin)

Trey Songz (or a man who looks Trey Songz) has a cute lil’ boyfriend. (ohmyGAHH!)

Karrueche Tran wishes death on either Rihanna or Chris Brown or both. (ONTD!)

Acclaimed rapper Azealia Banks thinks her genre is tacky and unladylike. (Huffington Post)

December 29, 2012 / Hallie Madenski

Nick Stahl had a ‘Misunderstanding’ in the Private Booth at an Adult Movie Store

Nick Stahl arrested 2Nick Stahl was obviously just flossing his teeth or writing a poem when a police officer discovered him in a private booth of an adult store in Hollywood. The Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines star agreed with a reporter who suggested there was a “misunderstanding” regarding his recent lewd conduct charge.

If you don’t remember Stahl as awkward, half-grown up John Connor opposite Claire Danes in Terminator 3, or rightfully paranoid teenager Gavin Strick of Disturbing Behavior, then you might know him as that actor guy whose wife reported him missing.

Yes, Nick Stahl was in a movie called Disturbing Behavior, then engaged in disturbing behavior at a porn store while watching a parody of Disturbing Behavior starring Katee Holmes and lied about it to the cops.

December 29, 2012 / Hallie Madenski

Twisted Flashback: 5 Most Memorable Celebrity Moments of 2012

Biggest stories of 2012 I like to reminisce about all sorts of thing…. the time I ate a pizza that could easily have fed three John Goodmans, that other time I stepped in a red ant nest and vowed to never put on a dress again, and all the times celebrities wore dresses but forgot underwear.

(Anne Hathaway, thank you for showing me that vaginas can look just as anorexic as collar bones).

Read more…

December 28, 2012 / Hallie Madenski

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Have Two Nannies Per Child

Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie six kidsAngelina Jolie and Brad Pitt brought 12 nannies on vacation to Donna Karan’s house in Turks and Caicos. This according to Vanity Fair editor Jeffrey Slonim.

The story comes to Jeffrey by word of mouth, third-hand, so it’s likely to be some sort of wild exaggeration from a well-meaning West Indies gossip monger.

“Had read that the Jolie Pitts would be traveling the globe this vacation. But I’m not so sure. At lunch on a small island three away from Parrot Cay this morn, a woman said she’d heard from a local that they were in town with two nannies per child. Count ‘em, 12 nannies,” Slonim wrote on his blog.  Read more…

December 28, 2012 / Hallie Madenski

Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [12-28-12]

Nicholas Hoult Teresa PalmerWatch the first four minutes of the zombie comedy Warm Bodies here —> (ohmyGAHH!)

Shia LaBeouf is dating his teenage Nymphomaniac co-star Mia Goth. (Us Weekly)

Japanese porn star collects 100 bottles of jizz for her next film. (Gawker)

Letterman calls Leno the funniest, and also “most insecure” person. (Examiner)

Oxygen working on “All My Babies’ Mamas” starring rapper Shawty Lo. (MTV)

Gwyneth Paltrow turned into Jan Brady for the cover of her new cookbook. (Evil Beet)

I really don’t want to make fun of Miley Cyrus anymore, but she’s making it SO difficult. (E! Online)

December 28, 2012 / Hallie Madenski

‘Rescue Me’ Singer Fontella Bass, 72, Dies of Heart Attack (July 3, 1940 – December 26, 2012)

Fontella Bass 60s72-year-old Fontella Bass, best known for her 1965 megahit “Rescue Me,” passed away in St. Louis, Missouri. Her daughter Neuka Mitchell tells various news outlets that her mother died on Wednesday due to complications from a heart attack she had three weeks ago.

In the late 80′s, Bass told the New York Times that the later part of “Rescue Me” where she hums “hmm mmm hmm mmm” was a result of her forgetting the lyrics.

While the song was featured in many movies and commercials (including a “Deliver Me” Pizza Hut by Aretha Franklin), Bass failed to see proper royalties and eventually won a case against American Express after suing them in 1993. Read more…

December 28, 2012 / Hallie Madenski

Miley Cyrus Doesn’t Sound Half-Bad Singing ‘Jolene’ In Her Backyard

Miley Cyrus microphoneMiley Cyrus covered Dolly Parton’s 1973 hit “Jolene” over the summer, and I hate to say this, but out of all the covers I’ve heard, this is actually one of the best.

Let’s go over the more well-known “Jolene” recordings.

There’s the “Hello Operator” B-side by The White Stripes. Jack White means and sings well but sounds too much like a drowning coyote to rate on any known scale.

Then there’s British songstress Laura Marling‘s live cover with Mumford & Sons. I love her and she does a great imitation for a girl from Eversley, but it is just that… an imitation of Dolly’s Tennessee drawl. Read more…

December 27, 2012 / Hallie Madenski

Kate Winslet Married a Guy Who Legally Changed His Name To ‘Ned RocknRoll’

Kate Winslet Ned RocknrollKate Winslet‘s mysterious new husband (who she secretly married in New York before Christmas) was born Abel Smith, but officially changed his name to “Ned RocknRoll” four years ago, at age 30.

Him and Kate have been dating for over a year. The Daily Mail says that Kate, who had a boyfriend at the time, began making eyes at him in August of 2011, during that Virgin Islands trip where she saved the mother of his uncle (Richard Branson) from a fire.

No idea what their wedding looked like. A source reports that Leonardo DiCaprio walked her down the aisle, but that sounds too good to be true, right?  Read more…

December 27, 2012 / Hallie Madenski

Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [12-27-12]

Zuckerberg family photo Randi Zuckerberg shared this family photo because Facebook is confusing. (Jezebel)

Indie flick Playback starring Christian Slater only made $264 at the box office. (Daily Mail)

Drake demands YOLO money from thieving Walgreens and Macy’s. (Vibe)

Who should replace Britney on The X Factor? Rihanna or Katy Perry? (Celebuzz)

Game of Thrones beats Dexter for most pirated TV show of the year. (Too Fab)

First Lady serenaded by lip-syncing, Zeppelin-loving Barack at Kennedy Center. (TMZ)

Tyra Banks know she needs to have kids before her eggs (currently 39) turn 45. (ohmyGAHH!)

 

December 27, 2012 / Hallie Madenski

Jennifer Aniston, Beyonce and Other Big Names Say ‘It’s Time’ To Prevent Gun Violence

Beyonce Jennifer Aniston gun controlJulianne Moore, Paul Rudd, Cameron Diaz, Reese Witherspoon, Jon Hamm, Jessica Alba, Chris Rock, Michelle Williams, Courtney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Steve Carell, Beyonce and many more have come together to deliver an important message on gun control.

The PSA was put together by Demand A Plan, which was launched by the collective Mayors Against Illegal Guns after the tragedy in Newtown, with a goal to change America’s lax gun laws.

Their website includes an option to sign a petition that ultimately looks to ban assault rifles, make gun trafficking a federal crime and criminal background checks a requirement for potential gun owners.

Read more…

December 27, 2012 / Hallie Madenski

The Lack of Dialogue in ‘Les Miserables’ Will Make You Cry

Anne Hathaway cryingAnne Hathaway tells MTV she cries when she watches herself in Tom Hooper’s Les Miserables because she’s “still connected to the experience of making it.” I, on the other hand, cried because there isn’t a single line of non-singing dialogue.

The lack of talking is something you might have missed from reading reviews, which have been mostly positive. Hathaway shines as factory-worker-turned-whore Fantine as does Jackman, Sacha Baron Cohen (for show-stealing comedy relief), Helena Bonham Carter, Isabelle Allen as young Cosette, and Samantha Barks.

Just please don’t think I’m exaggerating when I say there’s no talking, because there really isn’t any.

When you read an interview with Hooper and they talk about his choice to use “little spoken dialogue,” they mean “no spoken dialogue.” And when he says the “primary communication form” is singing, he really means “the only communication form.”  Read more…

December 27, 2012 / Hallie Madenski

Kevin Federline’s Brother Says Britney Spears Stole His Credit Card and Had His Baby

Christopher FederlineThe National Enquirer is reporting an absolutely bonkers story about K-Fed’s surprisingly okay-looking brother Christopher and Britney Spears.

In papers filed earlier this month, Christopher Federline claims Britney stole his Capital One card out of his wallet to buy comics for her sons, one of whom Chris claims is his.

According to him, a temporary restraining order is necessary because they had sex seven years ago and she’s still terrorizing him by racking up over $4,000 in Betty Boop and Archie comics.

What an insensitive father. I mean, you’d think he wouldn’t mind her spoiling their son with G-rated reading material.  Read more…

December 26, 2012 / Hallie Madenski

Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [12-26-12]

Chris Brown Rihanna Staples CenterRihanna and Chris Brown eat popcorn and smile at Staples Center. (NY Daily News)

Santa John makes orgasm face as he gives Katy Perry a guitar. (Us Weekly)

Jennifer Lopez plays pants-less soccer to make her boyfriend feel older. (Radar Online)

Another baby confirmed for Jessica Simpson and Eric “Jedi Sperm” Johnson. (Jezebel)

Queen Elizabeth wearing 3D glasses = best photo of all time. (Huffington Post)

Glee/New Normal/American Horror Story creator Ryan Murphy also has a kid. (Celebuzz)

Uma Thurman thinks Kill Bill is a pretty okay movie. Would do a third one. (Amy Grindhouse)

December 25, 2012 / Hallie Madenski

Chad Johnson Admits He Made a Sex Tape, With Strippers, Three Years Ago

Chad Johnson sex tapeChad Johnson and Terrell Owens have a lot in common. Football, separate and joint television shows (The T.O. Show, Ochocinco: The Ultimate Catch, The T.Ocho Show) and now a sex tape.

Johnson tells TMZ that the photos and footage of him with two strippers in a Florida hotel room (acquired by WorldStarHipHop) are around three years old. While he is looking to take legal action, he doesn’t seem even half as pissed as Hulk Hogan did.

Ex-wife/current live-in something Evelyn Lozada doesn’t seem mad either, because she already knew about it “months ago.” From her Twitter:  Read more…

December 25, 2012 / Hallie Madenski

‘Jersey Shore’ Series Finale Means More Spinoffs For Snooki, JWoww, Vinny and Pauly

Snooki and Jwoww season 2The 71st and final episode of Jersey Shore aired on Thursday, Dec. 20 and means the beginning of the end of eight careers, a process that is set in motion by MTV spinoff shows for the more marketable cast members.

A trailer for Control The Crazy author and Jersey Shore Shark Attack star Vinny Guadagnino’s “hybrid talk/reality series” called The Show With Vinny aired during the reunion.

The sneak peek revealed that celebrities (like Lil’ Wayne) will be embarrassed by his uncle Nino joining him and his crazy family for dinner in Staten Island.  Read more…

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