Snoop’s laid-back approach to parenting may not be the best thing for a budding athlete, seeing as Corde was offered a football scholarship to UCLA in June and reportedly dropped out to pursue a music career.
Now he has all the time in the world to smoke pot in the car and twiddle his dreadlocks while spitting “fuck the NCAA” rhymes. Read more…
Aniston and Theroux invite Kimmel, Krasinski and Blunt to their boring terrace. (E! Online)
Baseball legend Pete Rose also has a TLC reality show in the works. (Radar)
Jennifer Lawrence dreams of her couch in Marie Claire South Africa. (Evil Beet)
Remember these sports moments of 2012? Lady pit sniffer, obese dancing… (Deadspin)
Trey Songz (or a man who looks Trey Songz) has a cute lil’ boyfriend. (ohmyGAHH!)
Karrueche Tran wishes death on either Rihanna or Chris Brown or both. (ONTD!)
Acclaimed rapper Azealia Banks thinks her genre is tacky and unladylike. (Huffington Post)
Nick Stahl was obviously just flossing his teeth or writing a poem when a police officer discovered him in a private booth of an adult store in Hollywood. The Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines star agreed with a reporter who suggested there was a “misunderstanding” regarding his recent lewd conduct charge.
If you don’t remember Stahl as awkward, half-grown up John Connor opposite Claire Danes in Terminator 3, or rightfully paranoid teenager Gavin Strick of Disturbing Behavior, then you might know him as that actor guy whose wife reported him missing.
Yes, Nick Stahl was in a movie called Disturbing Behavior, then engaged in disturbing behavior at a porn store while watching a parody of Disturbing Behavior starring Katee Holmes and lied about it to the cops.
I like to reminisce about all sorts of thing…. the time I ate a pizza that could easily have fed three John Goodmans, that other time I stepped in a red ant nest and vowed to never put on a dress again, and all the times celebrities wore dresses but forgot underwear.
(Anne Hathaway, thank you for showing me that vaginas can look just as anorexic as collar bones).
The story comes to Jeffrey by word of mouth, third-hand, so it’s likely to be some sort of wild exaggeration from a well-meaning West Indies gossip monger.
“Had read that the Jolie Pitts would be traveling the globe this vacation. But I’m not so sure. At lunch on a small island three away from Parrot Cay this morn, a woman said she’d heard from a local that they were in town with two nannies per child. Count ‘em, 12 nannies,” Slonim wrote on his blog. Read more…
Watch the first four minutes of the zombie comedy Warm Bodies here —> (ohmyGAHH!)
Shia LaBeouf is dating his teenage Nymphomaniac co-star Mia Goth. (Us Weekly)
Japanese porn star collects 100 bottles of jizz for her next film. (Gawker)
Letterman calls Leno the funniest, and also “most insecure” person. (Examiner)
Oxygen working on “All My Babies’ Mamas” starring rapper Shawty Lo. (MTV)
Gwyneth Paltrow turned into Jan Brady for the cover of her new cookbook. (Evil Beet)
I really don’t want to make fun of Miley Cyrus anymore, but she’s making it SO difficult. (E! Online)
72-year-old Fontella Bass, best known for her 1965 megahit “Rescue Me,” passed away in St. Louis, Missouri. Her daughter Neuka Mitchell tells various news outlets that her mother died on Wednesday due to complications from a heart attack she had three weeks ago.
In the late 80′s, Bass told the New York Times that the later part of “Rescue Me” where she hums “hmm mmm hmm mmm” was a result of her forgetting the lyrics.
While the song was featured in many movies and commercials (including a “Deliver Me” Pizza Hut by Aretha Franklin), Bass failed to see proper royalties and eventually won a case against American Express after suing them in 1993. Read more…
Let’s go over the more well-known “Jolene” recordings.
There’s the “Hello Operator” B-side by The White Stripes. Jack White means and sings well but sounds too much like a drowning coyote to rate on any known scale.
Then there’s British songstress Laura Marling‘s live cover with Mumford & Sons. I love her and she does a great imitation for a girl from Eversley, but it is just that… an imitation of Dolly’s Tennessee drawl. Read more…
Him and Kate have been dating for over a year. The Daily Mail says that Kate, who had a boyfriend at the time, began making eyes at him in August of 2011, during that Virgin Islands trip where she saved the mother of his uncle (Richard Branson) from a fire.
Randi Zuckerberg shared this family photo because Facebook is confusing. (Jezebel)
Indie flick Playback starring Christian Slater only made $264 at the box office. (Daily Mail)
Drake demands YOLO money from thieving Walgreens and Macy’s. (Vibe)
Who should replace Britney on The X Factor? Rihanna or Katy Perry? (Celebuzz)
Game of Thrones beats Dexter for most pirated TV show of the year. (Too Fab)
First Lady serenaded by lip-syncing, Zeppelin-loving Barack at Kennedy Center. (TMZ)
Tyra Banks know she needs to have kids before her eggs (currently 39) turn 45. (ohmyGAHH!)
Julianne Moore, Paul Rudd, Cameron Diaz, Reese Witherspoon, Jon Hamm, Jessica Alba, Chris Rock, Michelle Williams, Courtney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Steve Carell, Beyonce and many more have come together to deliver an important message on gun control.
The PSA was put together by Demand A Plan, which was launched by the collective Mayors Against Illegal Guns after the tragedy in Newtown, with a goal to change America’s lax gun laws.
Their website includes an option to sign a petition that ultimately looks to ban assault rifles, make gun trafficking a federal crime and criminal background checks a requirement for potential gun owners.
In papers filed earlier this month, Christopher Federline claims Britney stole his Capital One card out of his wallet to buy comics for her sons, one of whom Chris claims is his.
According to him, a temporary restraining order is necessary because they had sex seven years ago and she’s still terrorizing him by racking up over $4,000 in Betty Boop and Archie comics.
What an insensitive father. I mean, you’d think he wouldn’t mind her spoiling their son with G-rated reading material. Read more…
Rihanna and Chris Brown eat popcorn and smile at Staples Center. (NY Daily News)
Santa John makes orgasm face as he gives Katy Perry a guitar. (Us Weekly)
Jennifer Lopez plays pants-less soccer to make her boyfriend feel older. (Radar Online)
Another baby confirmed for Jessica Simpson and Eric “Jedi Sperm” Johnson. (Jezebel)
Queen Elizabeth wearing 3D glasses = best photo of all time. (Huffington Post)
Glee/New Normal/American Horror Story creator Ryan Murphy also has a kid. (Celebuzz)
Uma Thurman thinks Kill Bill is a pretty okay movie. Would do a third one. (Amy Grindhouse)
Chad Johnson and Terrell Owens have a lot in common. Football, separate and joint television shows (The T.O. Show, Ochocinco: The Ultimate Catch, The T.Ocho Show) and now a sex tape.
Johnson tells TMZ that the photos and footage of him with two strippers in a Florida hotel room (acquired by WorldStarHipHop) are around three years old. While he is looking to take legal action, he doesn’t seem even half as pissed as Hulk Hogan did.
The 71st and final episode of Jersey Shore aired on Thursday, Dec. 20 and means the beginning of the end of eight careers, a process that is set in motion by MTV spinoff shows for the more marketable cast members.
A trailer for Control The Crazy author and Jersey Shore Shark Attack star Vinny Guadagnino’s “hybrid talk/reality series” called The Show With Vinny aired during the reunion.
The sneak peek revealed that celebrities (like Lil’ Wayne) will be
embarrassed by his uncle Nino joining him and his crazy family for dinner in Staten Island. Read more…