Zach Galifianakis Is Ignoring Hot Chelle Rae

The name Hot Chelle Rae might not bring anything to mind at first but their single “Tonight, Tonight” is a huge hit, invading airwaves like a new and less preventable bubonic plague.

I guess they’re pretty proud of themselves lyrics-wise too:

I woke up with a strange tattoo
Not sure how I got it, not a dollar in my pocket
And it kinda looks just like you
Mixed with Zach Galifianakis

On the topic of their Z. Galifianakis namedrop, The band told Fuse TV,

“Zach has not reached out to us but we hope he does…”

and added,

“He’s got to of heard it, we need to know what he thinks.”

Look guys, I dunno if you read the Zach Galifianakis Rolling Stone interview but he (Due Date, The Hangover) isn’t going to like you!

He spent months trying to get fired from Tru Calling by telling Eliza Dushku, the show’s star, that it would get cancelled. He told Ke$ha to her face – “Your music is really bad! I don’t know who listens to it, but I imagine it’s, like, six-year-olds – and it’s a bad message…”

He also asked his Hangover costar Bradley Cooper, after he texted him that he’d broken up with his girlfriend, if she’d ‘seen Limitless.’ Implying that the movie was so bad it must have caused her to leave him.

He isn’t going to like Hot Chelle Rae, his iTunes celebrity playlist revealed that he’s into Modest Mouse, Broken Social Scene, Springsteen, you know – classy music.

I’m sure he’s sick of being bothered by musicians and fellow actors and fans who don’t understand him. I wouldn’t like to be an idol to a bunch of people who are the epitome of society’s intellectual downfall.

The song “Tonight Tonight” should be called “Repeat Repeat” anyway. It’s very annoying and reminds me of bad Blink 182 or New Found Glory or Good Charlotte song, just a filthy combination of watered-down vomit recycled from 2002.

Nash Overstreet, Hot Chelle Rae’s guitarist mentioned a third time, that he wanted to get his publicist to contact Zach to “Get His Opinion.”

They seemed really obsessed and surprised that they hadn’t heard what he thinks of their stupid platinum song.

Look guys, you can’t just add random celebrity names into your songs hoping desperately that you’ll get to meet these people and they’ll tell you how wonderful it is to be recognized and frivolously name-dropped in top 40 music. THAT ISN’T GOING TO HAPPEN.

If this blog was more famous and I sat around praising Jennifer Aniston all day, I still wouldn’t expect her to reach out to me and be like, “Oh thank you so much Hallie, I love your blog, it’s so great, I read it every day.”

That isn’t reality.

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