Kris Humphries Is Whipped

Kris Humphries, that giant who kidnapped Kim Kardashian who along with Taylor Lautner, suffers from UUCF (undeveloped upper caveman face) has a new manager!

It’s his mother -in-law! Succubus Kris Jenner

When Khloe Kardashian married basketball star Lamar Odom  (10,000 times bigger than Humphries) Kris Jenner also took over his career as well, taking a 25% manager fee.

So, Kris helped Lamar (Odashian) work on his fragrance and landed him his reality show on E! with Khloe… What emasculating things can Mrs. Jenner help Kris Humphries do? Design his own tutu line? Help create porcelain figurines of all the NBA teams that are better than the New Jersey Nets?

Hmmmm, I wonder.

A friend to the Kardashian family explained,

“Expect his and her clothes, towels, watches, shoes and by the time they have a baby together, forget it. They will be able to buy the bank.”

So let me get this straight? Kris Jenner manages, Khloe, Kourtney, Kim, Kris Humphries and Lamar Odom? AND probably Kendall and Kylie too? Considering how successful this family is, I must say Kris Jenner is an above average manager BUT having your reality star mother-in-law manage you is embarrassing dude.

He’ll probably get his nuts completely clipped off after Kim drains his sperm completely for her creepy fertile Armenian baby-making experiments.

Also, he was left off the cover of Kim’s “Wedding Album” issue of People Magazine, it’s almost looks as if she is marrying herself.

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