Dear Christina Hendricks: You Can’t Be Wonder Woman With Those Melons

Mad Men star Christina Hendricks, the fiery, pale, double F gingerbread woman, has expressed interest in playing Wonder Woman.

Director Nicolas Winding Refn told Hendricks on the set of Drive that he’d love to helm a Wonder Woman film, and see her in the starring role.

In an interview with NY Magazine she said,

“I grew up on the TV show, and I had Wonder Woman Underoos…and Nicolas said, when we were on set, ‘I want you to be Wonder Woman.’ And I think he is such an extraordinary and exceptional director, that if he asked me to do it, I would do it in a heartbeat … Hopefully the stars would align. It would be really fun…I’d get to kick ass.”

The problem with all this is that there’s already a Wonder Woman project in the works, one that once had Megan Fox’s name attached to it…

David E. Kelly’s version, now starring Adrienne Palicki (Friday Night Lights) is already in progress so I’m not sure how another film would work out.

I’m really sick of all these floating movie projects about the same damn thing. (Snow White, Frankenstein etc.) AND I have a personal message for Christina Hendricks:

  • Your boobs are too big to take on the role of Wonder Woman. I’m sorry but they are. Linda Carter and Adrienne Palicki have human boobs, yours are gravitationally unsound.

  • How could Wonder Woman’s invisible jet even take off, with those genetically-mutated watermelons onboard?

Nicolas Winding Refn has talked about how adamant he is about Christina Hendricks as Wonder Woman,

“It’s a very complex character. You know, the whole Wonder Woman concept is ‘What if women were more powerful than men?’ And I certainly can’t come up with a more ideal choice to play that, both consciously because she’s very smart but also because of her sensibility and her physicality…so for me, she’s the perfect choice because she has so much sensibility and sexuality”

He also called her “mature” earlier in same interview. Hmmm, I wonder why.

[P.S: The ONLY person who should be playing Wonder Woman is Rachel Bilson]

2 thoughts on “Dear Christina Hendricks: You Can’t Be Wonder Woman With Those Melons

  1. Sorry I have had to take away Holly’s, internet privledges. So she won’t be posting on here for awhile. She is on your site too much and not doing her chores. She might be 23 but I pay the rent.

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