Iron Man Punched ScarJo With Metal Fist Of Reality

Reportedly (means I have no clue if this is true or not) Robert Downey Jr. punched Scarlett Johansson on the set of the new Avengers movie, because he pushed the wrong button in his Iron Man suit.

A “source” (still dunno if it’s true) says:

“Robert triggered a switch that controls one of his arms and it suddenly jerked backward and whacked poor Scarlett. Knocked silly, she staggered backward, then lost her balance and fell off the low platform they were standing on.”

At LEAST now we know who’d win in a fight between Iron Man and Black Widow. Oh wait, I already knew…

During my years of studying Iron Man 2, I’ve discerned that Black Widow does little more than kick people and toss firecrackers into hallways. 

Perhaps Robert was merely trying to knock some sense into her? Like regarding certain nude photos, and her tearjerking involvement of the FBI.

[*WHOOMP* “Stop taking pictures of your ass!” *PUNCH* “Never compromise yourself!” *SLAP* “Delete all nudes from cell phone!” *KAPOW* “Be more responsible!” *KO*]

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