Last night at a high school auditorium in Paris, France, Kanye West debuted his new women’s clothing line called “Dw By Kanye West,” possibly named after his mother?
The thing is, these clothes make no sense. I’m no expert, but it looks like what would happen if a girl shopped at both Forever 21 and Saks Fifth Avenue, and then wore fragmented outfits from the two…
Also, it’s very metallic, silver and gold and kind of Carrie Bradshaw/SJP or Samantha Jones/Kim Cattrall on their off-days, or their forgetting-to-wear-pants days.
This seems like something C3P0 would actually enjoy, but I can hear the wise RJD2 beeps of disapproval, as he sits front and center, by Anna Wintour, Alexander Wang and Jared Leto.
[Kanye, you’re no Puffy. You can rap, but your business sense is about as stable as California’s coastline. Remember when you tried to bring Fatburger to Chicago, with your company KW Foods? It closed down! Just like your robot/backback clothing line needs to.]