Tony Bennett Survived Seeing Lady Gaga Naked

Lady Gaga, who worked with 85 year-old Tony Bennett on his Duets II album for “The Lady Is A Tramp,” was doing a risque shoot for Vanity Fair in his studio, which he viewed in its entirety.

The routinely trampy queen of shock-pop talked to Jonathan Ross about the encounter, saying:

“I just shot a spread for Vanity Fair in America and Annie Leibovitz shot me and she wanted me to be naked of course. I was in Tony’s studio and I walked in and she was like: ‘I want you to be naked,’ so I took my robe off and lay down and poor Tony was standing there looking at me like: ‘Oh this fucking girl…'”

…Seeing Lady Gaga naked has got to be more of an out-of-body experience than an encounter of pure terror, like witnessing a legitimate alien autopsy. That must be why Tony Bennett didn’t have a stroke when he saw her. It’s science, not sex.

5 thoughts on “Tony Bennett Survived Seeing Lady Gaga Naked

  1. Funny that a judge who would scam someone out of their own land or at least get caught doing it. I heard that there was a cop from the Florida Live Oak Police Department – LOPD named Larry Rogers who was good friends with Suwannee County District Judge Decker and actually worked with him to plan the land heist. Perhaps through bullying and or intimidating using law enforcement privileges. I am sure there are many cops who would work with a corrupt judge however. They have no choice but to look up to the judge who has the power to make or break a badge.

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