Leafy Nude Barbado Swamp Thang In Esquire!

Sadly this swampy sex type thing is covering her scientific bits with leaf remnants.

Yes, Rihanna has been named “Sexiest Woman Alive” by Esquire.

She beat out the competition – spicy ladies like Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Beyonce and Mila Kunis.

Rihanna is THE ultimate dirt-tossing, nail-digging, accent-toting badass.

I think I agree with this woman of the year title (Minka Kelly got it last year) even though she talks about not being aware of her sexiness (just like Megan Fox, Beyonce and Mila do)…
Admit it, BarbadoClownTastic, you’re as certain of your sexiness as ancient theorists were that the world was flat.

Rihanna’s interview with the magazine was also quite insightful, as she revealed several interesting facts…

  • She does her own makeup
  • She has great posture
  • Next week she will play her first concert ever in her native Barbados
  • She says, “There aren’t sexuality sections. The whole show is sex.” (On her concerts)
  • She smells like coconut and vanilla
  • She prays before going on stage
  • She’s still a Chris Brown fan (Why??)
Esquire’s website also contains videos (like the one above) of various minx activities, like Minka Kelly putting on glasses, Carla Gugino not-so-coyly rubbing pearls all over her body, or Heather Morris dancing to Deadmau5.

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