How Much Would You Pay To See Lindsay Lohan Naked?

Hopefully it’s around $7.00, because that’s all you’ll have to pay once Lindsay’s Playboy issue is released on the newsstands!

On the other hand, TMZ is reporting that LiLo is receiving nearly a million dollars for her freckly nudity, which we’ve actually already sort of seen in movies like Machete and in her 2008 Monroe spread.

So, aren’t you lucky to be a mere creeper and not Hugh Hefner, who is getting ripped the fuck off. Who says she’ll even show up on time, or at all?

And where does she find time for all this work? You’d think she’d have no openings in between cleaning up corpse body hair and skin particles at the morgue and hiring people to unscrew her ankle bracelet for opium sessions in the subway.

4 thoughts on “How Much Would You Pay To See Lindsay Lohan Naked?

    1. I think it’s like, paying the entry fee to a freakshow? Or eating frog legs. People will look at them “just because” there was nothing good on TV that day and the local haunted house was full.

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