No word on whether she will make a video for every single completely-not-as-good-as-Rihanna song from the album. Let’s play i-spy, music video edition. I spy…
- A lady drinking from a garden hose
- Beyonce scraping her green nails against an RV
- Beyonce flirtatiously tossing cheese puffs at the camera
- Beyonce on the toilet
- Beyonce mowing the lawn
- Beyonce drinking magic wand bubbles?
If I were Beavis, or Butthead, I’d point out that Beyonce appears to do nothing more than throw her fingers around/jerk back and forth/self-satisfy while a bunch of people dance around her in an oblivious manner.