Billy Ray Cyrus Can’t Tell The Difference Between A UFO And A Sunset

Naturally I miss my grandfather a lot, I miss his adorable repetitive jokes and his unrequited love for Arby’s. His hatred for Japanese cars, the veteran sticker on his car, economy rantings, all of it.

You know who is here to fill that void? Billy Ray Cyrus! He’s so cute with his UFO sighting Tweets (so glad my new grandpa knows about social networking) and confusion.

He glued my achy breaky heart back together last week, when he confused a SUNSET (above) for an alien spacecraft. Oh god damn it. My real relatives would never be this dumb.

People from Kentucky drink contaminated Pepsi bottling company cancer water from birth. Makes them act like the feral ghouls in Fallout 3.

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