Did you hear that Jessica Simpson confirmed her completely obvious pregnancy the other day? On Halloween?
Of course not, because Kim Kardashian got divorced that day. Bad news always trumps good news in the celebrity world.
It has Ms. Simpson wondering, “Is this a baby, what I have here?” (In tuna-confusion-voice)
No two million dollars for a People magazine spread covering the announcement, Jess gave her approval to Yahoo’s Omg! along with a picture that was already on her website, where she had originally written, “It’s true! I am going to be a mummy!”
Hasn’t even had the baby yet and she’s already in bandages, preparing for that moment when her body splits apart like Predator’s mouth.