‘I Had Justin Bieber’s Baby’ Oh Wait, That’s Statutory Rape

Mariah Yeater, the 20 year-old woman who claims that Justin Bieber impregnated her backstage at the Staples Center after one of his concerts may have forgotten one key element to her story. Bieber was underage (16) at the time the supposed 30-second event occurred.

Yeater, 19, at the time, demands a paternity test and $12,000 a month in child support if JB is the proven baby daddy of her son, who was born in July. Check out the coconut huevos on this lady! Let’s summarize.

She’s demanding money from one of the youngest and most recognized pop singers of 2011, saying that she took his virginity at a concert and that he didn’t wear a condom because “he wanted to feel everything.”AND, she doesn’t give a crap that Justin was 16 at the time of the alleged sexual rendezvous!

In the words of Beavis And Butt-Head, THIS LADY RULES. One of her lawyers, Matthew Pare, says:

“The issue of statutory rape, even if she’s guilty, hypothetically, that has no bearing on the duties to provide child support. It’s a totally separate issue.”

Either she’s bluffing hardcore with this paternity lawsuit drama or she’s insane or there’s always the wonderful off chance that she is telling the truth!

Can you imagine? Look at her, with her semi-nude photos, plastic wrapped-face, cake-top side fat, piercings and googly drug eyes.


[Never trust a woman named Mariah]

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