Miley Cyrus Is A Stoner? ‘Surprise’ Is The Wrong Expression

I’m also not surprised that Paris Hilton or Sarah Silverman or freakin’ Willie Nelson for that matter, are fans of cannabis. The great thing about weed is it’s not as personality-specific as you think. The hobo on the street can stink of skunk weed, but so can your dad or some Ivy League wannabe.

Now, meth, coke and LCD, those are very specific. There are distinct caricatures of these people, because they are unmistakable. ANYWAY, Miley Cyrus aka Bob Miley is a stoner, I don’t care if she was smoking salvia or saliva or snake blood, she still also smokes pot. That is, if you even believe that wasn’t ganj.

A new vid from her 19th birthday party in L.A. has surfaced, it’s not of her smoking but it is of her talking about smoking.

Thrown by Kelly Osbourne (who knew they were BFFs?) at the Roosevelt Hotel and featuring a Bob Marley cake, Ms. “Party” In The USA addressed the crowd,
“You know you’re a stoner when friends make you a Bob Marley cake. You know you smoke way too much fuckin’ weed.” Poor Kelly O tried to bail out her dimwitted friend by adding, “I thought salvia was your problem.” Yeah, cause it’s legal.
Kelly even took to her Twitter to defend her pal, implying that she’s too busy to be a stoner, but it’s really too late. Everyone knows she’s a stoner and it really doesn’t matter, except maybe to the police? But that’s another story, for the future.

[That giant panda and oompa loompa in the background is some sort of indicator, no? Also KO Tweeted to some hating fan “if she ever saw what you tweeted me she would be ashamed to have you as a fan, she does not tolerate meanness.” Pshhh who’s afraid of the big bad Miley?]

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