You might have tuned into season two of Kourtney & Kim Take New York on E! to look for clues explaining Kim’s sudden divorce (they’re there) but little did I know I actually tuned in to watch Kourtney Kardashian get an oil enema at her favorite holistic spa. Kim was dragged along but refused to have her booty filled with liquids.
Fast-forward to later that day, we see Kourtney sprawled out on Kris and Kim’s bed, when she gets up there’s a curious stain on the sheets. Before that she’d been giving Mr. Humphries, who cannot seem to keep his shirt on, an enema lecture about ‘not knowing what all his holes are for.’
“It’s a great alternative way to get toxins out of the body,” she says. Yes, toxin release via shitting on your sister’s bed, that’s not weird at all. And the award for most inappropriate family goes to…The Kardashians! 2007-2011.
More wise words of K-Dash wisdom? “It’s probably not the best idea when we’re going to a black tie event tonight because these enemas tend to make you leak”