‘American Psycho’ Starring Scott Disick? I’m There

Bret Easton Ellis, the author behind American Psycho, who also produced the 2000 movie of the same name starring a plethora of relevant stars of 2011, has expressed interest in Kourtney Kardashian’s evil Disney villain boyfriend, Scott Disick, for the role of Patrick Bateman in an upcoming remake.

American Psycho is the cult classic that originally depicted Christian Bale as a well-dressed status-obesssed ladykilling businessman who didn’t prefer any particular weapon. He uses an axe, a nail gun, oh and drops a chainsaw on a hooker in a stairwell.

Co-starring Jared Leto, Justin Theroux, Josh Lucas, Chloë Sevigny and Reese Witherspoon. I say if you’re already going to make a remake that can never live up to the memory of the original (The Thing, Footloose etc.) then go all out with it. Make it fuckin’ badddd.
Cast Scott Disick, and throw in a Jonas brother or two, maybe Paris Hilton as one of Bateman’s victims. Why Not? Who knows if Ellis was joking or not when he Tweeted about Disick in that role. His other Tweets are very, pop-culture oriented, so it’s hard to tell. (P.S. Miles Fisher is from Final Destination 5)

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