Rihanna‘s got to be the most written about thing on The Twist besides the Kardashians but I’m not gonna stop, I’m still a fan and a pervert and I’ve been tricked into liking Talk That Talk, even though I wrote a Stereogum comment that it was the worst Rihanna album ever that also contained the most embarrassing song in existence. (“Cockiness”)
Mrs. Man Down Rum Pum Pum Pum We Found Love In An Umbrella visited her native country over the Christmas break to visit her family and of course she stopped by the beach with her little brother, and half her boob fell out, and she didn’t care, and no one there did either. But it’s still news?
She is creating actual controversy by Tweeting lovey dovey messages to her ex, Chris Brown. And he’s right there with her, writing in a non-personal message that he loves her, or a mysterious person that we are supposed to believe isn’t her? He typed his at 8:06 a.m. and hers came only three minutes later.