Reggie Bush Buys Dolphin Offensive Line Segways

Reggie Bush bought the entire Miami offensive line some two-wheeled personal transporters, because we all know that offensive lineman are waify and need to be wary of walking.

His blockers can now race around South Beach at 12 miles an hour, picking up women and dining on fried foodstuffs without a bothersome car or stroll. The former Saint’s running back announced the gifts on Twitter, and posted pictures of the guys riding around on them “Just bought the whole offensive line segways!!!! I think they like them…They are riding around the parking lot like little kids in a candy store!”

 I wonder what kind of inappropriate gifts Reggie gave Kim Kardashian when they were dating? A mirror? A referral to an expert Brazilian butt lifter?

One thought on “Reggie Bush Buys Dolphin Offensive Line Segways

  1. Taking on a basketball career full of pathetic matchups like Craig Ehlo, John Starks, Bryon Russell, and Danny Ainge…I must rank Mj behind Kobe bryant…Any thoughts in regards to this particular area of discussion?

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