Angelina Jolie Was A Child Nun (And Afro-Orc)

Thank you Snakkle.com for digging up this unusual look at Angelina Jolie as a human being. A 12 year-old human girl in a nun’s habit in 1987 to be exact, singing none other than “New York, New York.”

Other songs include “Purple Rain” with Angie in a sombrero and “Stand By Me” in which she dons a wig complete with misaligned bozo ears.

Click HERE to watch all the videos, but that’s only if you prefer the contents of your earholes splattered all over the rug like your drunk husband handed you an enchilada with no plate. 

[No one under the age of 15 should pick up a microphone unless it’s to beat their neglectful parents with]

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