O.J. Simpson Is Khloe Kardashian’s Dad Now

After rumors circled and speculation stones were thrown towards Khloe Kardashian, who may or may not be Robert Kardashian’s genetic daughter, I finally know who her true father is.

National Enquirer with the big Luke Skywalker/Darth Vader reveal: it’s O.J. Simpson! This makes perfect sense because Robert Kardashian and O.J. were good friends back in the day.

Add that bit of knowledge to the fact that Kris Jenner was a notorious adulteress and you’ve got an airtight case.

Also, Khloe sort of looks like Simpson’s other daughter, Sydney Brooke Simpson. But this is clearly a load of bull turds. It’s good to see the media having a laugh. All women with brown hair look the same. Mila Kunis and Zoe Kravitz told me so.
Could the palest Kardashian be the blackest? Doubtful.
 Even the notoriously serious sister (Kim) can’t maintain a straight face over this one.

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