Adam Brody’s ‘Lovelace’ Porn Stache

Former O.C. star Adam Brody has been spotted on the set of Lovelace, not to be confused with Inferno: A Linda Lovelace Story starring Malin Akerman (Lindsay Lohan’s replacement) and Matt Dillion.

Lovelace seems to have a bigger cast and its likelihood to be in wide release in the theaters is tenfold.

The biopic’s news of yesterday, besides Demi Moore stepping down from her role in it, due to “exhaustion” (she was replaced by SJP) includes Brody sporting a mustache!

This is a big deal to me because despite the fact that he was 22 years-old during his O.C. years, he was playing a 17 year-old Death Cab, anime and comic fan. That image of him never fades.

Even with a hair-handle on his face he’s the epitome of youth. He looks like a pretend cop in a horror movie. Oddly that was not implemented in Scream 4. My only advice to the kid is to keep his upper lip away from the national treasure that is Amanda Seyfried’s eyeballs.

Things could get dangerous during those tricky sex scenes. Those two very large canvases are not meant to be bristle-brushed upon. Lawsuits and stuff.

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