Sharapova Vs. Azarenka, Dying Bird Duel

Maria Sharapova is seeking another much-needed major win while her opponent, Victoria Azarenka, is looking to score her first grand slam ever.

Their journey to the finals at the Australian Open wasn’t easy, but neither is listening to the sounds these two project when they hit the ball.

This battle was called everything from the “scream queen battle” to “battle of the banshees” and, by the Herald Sun, a “shrieking showdown.”

I’d like to tell readers that these women are making necessary sounds and that it’s not that bad but they’re really just two seagulls fighting over a crust of bright green bread and there’s no excuse.

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