Kim Kardashian’s Reason For Divorce

I’m sure you’re dying to know what the very predictable and slightly disappointing reason for Kim Kardashian‘s separation from Kris Humphries actually was. They split after 72 days of marriage but were both tight-lipped about what really happened.

Turns out, nothing interesting happened. Their circuit boards just weren’t compatible. On Sunday’s finale episode of Kourtney And Kim Take New York Kim said “My Heart Isn’t Connecting.” She also broke down in tears and told her sister,

“You think I feel good that I like met this guy from Minnesota and I feel awful that like I made him move out here… I feel bad for the guy. I changed his whole life and he fell in love with me and I fell in love with him and now all my feelings have changed.” 

“You don’t think I feel bad that I invited all these people to this huge wedding and flew everyone out, I wasted everyone’s time, you know, I wasted everyone’s money, I wasted everyone’s everything, and I feel bad, you think I don’t feel bad? At 30 years old I thought I’d be married with kids and I’m not. I failed at this.”

The words “how many white penises did E! have to show Kim Kardashian before she was able to cry” have never felt more true.

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