Lady Gaga Is Rooting For The Giants, Parent’s Restaurant Sucks

Mrs. Ra Ra, who has been seen at Giants games watering the stands with champagne and Tweeting things like “Giants fan but wow. #Tebow that’s what the fuck a champion looks like” had her photo taken by the glorious Terry Richardson for the millionth time.

Richardson wrote the caption “Lady Gaga holding a football… Go Giants!”

News for Gaga includes this obvious nonsense, that she’s from New York and not voting for the Pats but also that her dad’s restaurant, ‘Joanne Trattoria,’ opened.

Menu items include Papa Joe’s Chicken and Grandma Ronnie’s Meatballs. “Grandma Ronnie” is, by the way, my favorite name ever. I’m going to call one of my nerdy Avernum: Escape From The Pit characters that. 

Gaga wrote, “I’m so proud of my parents! Tonight their restaurant opens in NY. Joanne Trattoria. My dad built with his two hands, mommy decorated.”

One NY Post critic (Steve Cuozzo) ripped into the restaurant, saying he “felt sorry” for the chef and that the food was overpriced and fatty and the service slow.

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