Ke$ha’s Ballsy Dirt-Free Glamour Shoot

The fact that a Glamour employee called their Ke$ha piece “There’s a real girl underneath all that glitter” thrills me beyond belief. What did they expect to find after they grazed her through the facial wipe car wash? Dust?

What they did discover under the glitter and scarfs was a nice set of teeth and a few freckles that they originally confused for dirt.

On top of these shocking facially-stripped pictures she talked to the magazine about her nude house parties, plans to resurrect rock music, oh and balls.

“I know that I have balls. I have bigger balls than a lot of the men that I meet. I’m just a ballsy motherfucker…Don’t get me wrong: I do destroy men on a weekly basis. It’s like a hobby. I’m like a praying mantis. They fuck me, and then I eat them.”

“I have parties at my house in Nashville and it’s clothing-optional, and we just body-paint each other and run around, and I have a giant bed. I’m very much in touch with that side of myself…It’s not a weird sex orgy thing. You can wear a bathing suit!”

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