Paris Hilton Drunk Texting Talk, Set To Music

I’m very surprised that a video of Paris Hilton speaking breathy words about alcoholic texting sessions exists. She’s normally so demure and tight-lipped in her chainmail turtlenecks and floor-length wool skirts.

If you didn’t see (or, more importantly, hear) “Drunk Text” which is over a year old and NOT her new single, despite rumors, you’re missing out. Actually you’re really not, reading the lyrics is much more enjoyable.

Here are some of them, broken up to highlight, umm, importance. 

I went out to the club the other night
to, you know, dance with my bitches.
That guy was there again.

He asked me if he could text me later
after the club
he hands me another shot of vodka
and I say, sure.

I’m too lazy to type, so I send him a photo
I took up a dancer’s skirt
and tell him to come and get it

not realizing what I had just said.

It’s called sexting.
When you add drunk sexting
the words just don’t make sense.

This is the last time I ever drink and text.

Hilton’s people did damage control, assuring the public that the song does not set the standard for her sophomoric CD,“We can confirm that the video leaked today is not part of Paris Hilton’s new album…The first single will be out in a few months, we will let everyone know when it’s due for release.”

Watch the video HERE. (I’m actually excited for her real new Afrojack-produced album, especially if it’s anything like 2006’s Paris).

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