Dictator Dumps Ashes Down Seacrest’s Blouse

Sacha Baron Cohen made a big stink about being invited to the Academy Awards and being able to walk the red carpet as his latest faux-documentary prankster, Admiral Aladeen.

The green light he received allowed him to do something that is frowned upon within the industry, but, for a viewer it’s a non-dusty Pecan Sandy treat for the eyes. At the 2012 Oscars the bearded 6’3″ Sasha poured an urn full of ashes right down little Ryan Seacrest’s Burberry tuxedo.

Clap it up for “The Dictator” and his breathtaking use of Kim Jong-il‘s remains, and leave it to Ryan to make the whole ordeal sound cute. That his mama told him when he was young…we’re all born superstars.

“My mom told me as a young live-from-the-red-carpet reporter, she said, you always want to make sure if you can to have two jackets. You never know what’s going to happen.”

“In my head I thought ‘this guy isn’t coming as the Dictator to NOT do something.’ But I definitely didn’t know he was going to do that. When the interview began I knew in my gut that it was all going too normally.”

He also said it was ironic because the powder was surely just pancake mix and he’d been avoiding carbs all week. Girrrl, me, you, and Jennifer Hudson makes three.

[“I love it here because it gave me an opportunity to bring my dear friend and doubles tennis partner Kim Jong-il. It was his dream to come to the Oscars and to be sprinkled over the red carpet and over Halle Berry’s chest again…now if someone ask you what you are wearing you will say Kim Jong-il!”]

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