If Lindsay Lohan’s career was a relationship and the time she spent NOT Making movies was the breakup, then, according to Sex In The City‘s theory the public should have gotten over her in the middle of 2008.
Fortunately (or unfortunately) she had scandals to keep her afloat. If we’re still comparing this Lindsanity thing to a relationship then that’s like stalking. She’s stalking us with drugs, Kombucha and orange jumpsuits!
Every other year she does a single noteworthy thing that doesn’t involve a jail or hospital sentence, in 2010 it was Machete. This year it’s Saturday Night Live.
The promos for the show, were just released, making American even more excited for her to either fail or make them laugh. Watch her stand next to Kenan Thompson while she says things like:
“I never left the show, I’ve been living in the studio…back to the air ducts.” And him, “It’s unfortunate that everyone’s paying so little attention to you over the last few years.”