Adam Levine’s New Cologne + Christina’s Booming Laughter

These days, it’s bizarre when a celebrity DOESN’T have a scent. Now Adam Levine of The Voice/Maroon 5 is launching a fragrance called “222,” which is already the name of his clothing/instrument/whatever line.

I always wonder what these things are going to smell like, but then I remember that they all smell the same. I mean, Britney Spears’ Fantasy was pure sugar/cotton candy and Paris Hilton’s are unsurprisingly fruity and surprisingly not gross. I’ve smelled Usher’s junk (not that junk) and I can’t tell the difference between that and a knockoff from Payless. 

What I want is for Adam Levine to bottle is Voice-judge sarcasm and salty man smells minus the bleck. Sadly my dreams will never come true. 222 will not smell like thin wifebeaters, tattoos and yoga.
Almost a year ago exactly Adam Tweeted, “I also would like to put an official ban on celebrity fragrances. Punishable by death from this point forward.” 

Team bacon bits Aguilera took the chance to Twittidicule him, as I would have.

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