Jessica Simpson had a baby shower on Sunday but that’s not the interesting part, because babies are never really a highlight of anyone’s day, except for liars.
The thing I love about the photos of her at the shower is her outfit choice, of course. Blue snakeskin, on an inflated clown marble of a lady.
And I’m in a very jokey mood today (thus the Bieber/Kardashian stuff) so I figured it was best to point out how much she resembles Violet Beauregarde from Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory.
The Oompa Loompas represent, umm, guests I suppose? The one patting her down is Ashlee Simpson and the one of the left is her husband, Eric Johnson.
[A pain in the neck and an IQ of three…oompa Loompa doompadee doo]
The others, I dunno, they can be Ellen Pompeo and Jessica Alba, who were also there. Or Pete Wentz.