Jessica Simpson As Violet Beauregarde

Jessica Simpson had a baby shower on Sunday but that’s not the interesting part, because babies are never really a highlight of anyone’s day, except for liars.

The thing I love about the photos of her at the shower is her outfit choice, of course. Blue snakeskin, on an inflated clown marble of a lady.

And I’m in a very jokey mood today (thus the Bieber/Kardashian stuff) so I figured it was best to point out how much she resembles Violet Beauregarde from Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory. 

The Oompa Loompas represent, umm, guests I suppose? The one patting her down is Ashlee Simpson and the one of the left is her husband, Eric Johnson.
 [A pain in the neck and an IQ of three…oompa Loompa doompadee doo]

The others, I dunno, they can be Ellen Pompeo and Jessica Alba, who were also there. Or Pete Wentz.

2 thoughts on “Jessica Simpson As Violet Beauregarde

  1. At least she’s no longer with Nick. Maybe with this baby with a new family she will have a chance at happiness. And for someone on the show fashion star, I’m not sure that’s very fashionable even for maternity wear.

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