Nicki Minaj Hears Voices, Was Shocked By Madonna

With her multiple rap personas (Roman the gay boy?) it’s no big revelation that Nicki Minaj hears voices. Really we all do, it’s called thinking. Maybe it took her by surprise. I love Nicki Minaj as a pop artist but she’s no Bill Gates. She doesn’t need to be.

Minaj told Graham Norton on his show that she deleted her Twitter account because of a vile whispering schizo in her ear, like those little ankle-cutters from Don’t Be Afraid Of The Dark:

“A voice in my head told me to delete my Twitter and that’s what I did….I hope they’ll wait for me, I know they will.” On the topic of the Madonna Super Bowl face-rape Nicki explained that she was very put off. 

“She kissed me but I didn’t kiss her. I wasn’t expecting it and I was shocked. I was shaking, thinking, ‘Is this really happening, why is she doing this?’”

I don’t know why she was so surprised. Madonna is an attention-seeking egomaniac with the maturity level of a 19 year-old. Her fear of aging is off the charts, in the Peter Pan red zone. 

It’s too bad nobody told her that kissing chart-topping superstars won’t keep you young. The Beez-In-The-Weave (somebody make that parody) singer also opened up about her career beginnings:

I wanted to be an actress first, I went to school for acting. I always loved music because my mom would sing all the time and then I started thinking singing was a little boring and I said ‘you know let me just start rapping.'”

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