New Scientific Discovery: Chris Brown Lip-Syncs (How Astonished And Heartbroken Are You?)

Pink wrote on her Twitter while watching Chris Brown at the Billboard Music Awards on Sunday, “One day if I lipsync i hope i do it as well as him…” Then, “i stand behind, always have and always will, LIVE SINGING.”

While her opinion might mean just a tiny bit more if she used capitalization, she brings up a valid point. But why are people getting fired up about this just now, when he’s been doing it his entire career?

For the Grammys earlier this year I’d written that he is a “non-singing dancing dummy-on-shitty-Michael-Jackson-strings,” and that will always be true. 

Whenever I see him jumping around on stage with his chest out my gag reflex starts going and it’s not long before I release two months worth of fast food, quesadillas, and candy onto the rug.
So, upon hearing that Pink called out Chris for lip-syncing I must say that I am not surprised and my heart is intact. The same cannot be said for hoards of moronic girls and women and even a few men who think he’s god’s gift to the music industry…

The problem is, he’s not THAT untalented, he’s just a horrible horrible douche – not unlike Kanye West, Jay Leno, and Serena Williams.

2 thoughts on “New Scientific Discovery: Chris Brown Lip-Syncs (How Astonished And Heartbroken Are You?)

  1. I more see the problem with him beating the shit out of women. And that EVERYBODY suddenly have forgotten that just in time for his re-launch of fame.

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