One of the most shocking moments in my young life came in the form of a harmless walk in the woods behind my house. I had taken to lifting rocks in the hopes of examining interesting bugs, usually ants or the occasional red centipede.
On this comfortably cool summer day on the Oregon Coast I lifted a particularly large rock and discovered a nest of baby snakes. They startled me mostly because there were so many and they moved so quick and pointlessly.
When I see the Kardashian-Jenner family I am reminded of that day. This is a group of creatures that never stop working, but for what cause I do not know.
Here is a prime example of the pointlessness, a video of them doing Notorious B.I.G.’s “Hypnotize” Chris Brown style, in revealing swimwear. Well, Bruce isn’t in a bikini but he is slapping Kris Jenner‘s ass.
Gosh, I really hope no one edits the part where Rob is humping the air into the bit where Kim dips her ass into the water repeatedly, ’cause I already made the picture version.