People shouldn’t have initiated Nadya Suleman into the gossip world with the name “Octomom” because she already had six children before 2009, when the octuplets were born.
I hereby rename her “Tetradeca Mom,” for fourteen. So, let’s use it in a story.
Tetradeca Mom (so dinosaur-y) has reportedly booked a job at the strip joint T’s Lounge, in Palm Beach.
She will be going topless and will not offer lap dances. What a shame.