Nadya Suleman Strips For Cash, Food, Or Kind Words

People shouldn’t have initiated Nadya Suleman into the gossip world with the name “Octomom” because she already had six children before 2009, when the octuplets were born.

I hereby rename her “Tetradeca Mom,” for fourteen. So, let’s use it in a story.

Tetradeca Mom (so dinosaur-y) has reportedly booked a job at the strip joint T’s Lounge, in Palm Beach.

She will be going topless and will not offer lap dances. What a shame. 

She’s getting $1 million for her masturbation porno and “thousands” for the stripping job which would theoretically pay off her $500,000 debt and more.

Truth, would you rather see waving her tentacles around on stage in Florida or watch her porn?
[I don’t know who drew this, but they deserve a medal]

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