Oh Drake, You Could’ve At Least Pretended To Beat Up Chris Brown To Make Me Happy

This morning was like Christmas, but if I forgot what day Christmas was (not unlikely) and was even more surprised to see my gift. That present came in the form of hearing that Drake‘s entourage beat up Chris Brown’s entourage over Rihanna in a NY club.

Then I read on TMZ that Drake’s rep is insisting that he wasn’t involved in the brawl, and that it was actually a fight between Chris and Drake’s friend, Philly rapper Meek Mill.

So much disappointment, but fortunately, Brown aka “Breezy” did get a nasty cut on his chin from all the bottles that were thrown. He tweeted a photo of it (which was later deleted) and wrote: 

“How u party wit rich n**** that hate? Lol… Throwing bottles like girls? #shameonya!” The official statement from Drake’s rep said that he personally did not engage in any activity which resulted in injury or property damage.

That doesn’t mean there weren’t heated words exchanged, but it’s just all so boring…

I imagined Drake walking up to Chris’s table with two huge bodyguards who pick him up like a cartoon and toss him into a seven-foot wide pile of broken glass, but NO. My prayers always go unanswered.

The club (WIP) after the fight, in the wee hours of the morning

[Random fact: A remix of Brown’s “Deuces” released  in November of 2010 featured Drake]

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