According to Dlisted.com, The world’s ugliest basketball player, Anthony Davis, is reportedly trademarking his puke-inducing eyebrow/unibrow. I literally feel like crying when I see his ugly face, but that’s the power of a unibrow.
And he says, “I don’t want anyone to try to grow a unibrow because of me and then try to make money off of it. Me and my family decided to trademark it because it’s very unique.”
How in the fuck can you trademark genes? I have weird shit too……I’m mixed and half of my mustache grows in blonde….it then matches the color of my skin so it looks like I have a lopsided mustache.
Imagine I went out and trademarked my lopsided mustache so no one could make money from copying me?
Listen ugly, I mean Anthony, Copying is what makes the world go round. There would be no Gaga without Madonna and no dildo without Ron Jeremy. Seriously kid, get it together. If this article is true the next thing you know Chaz Bono will trademark his hairy belly button.
I’m sorry I can’t finish this post, I need to cry, the scary brow honestly makes me want to cry.